The Showdown in Will's Neighbourhood was a brief conflict between "The Pussay Patrol" and a Squirrel that lived in the neighbourhood.


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Jay Cartwright and Neil Sutherland took Will McKenzie on a "Pussay Patrol," driving around the estate very slowly trying to impress girls. While on the drive, they encountered a Squirrel, Jay hoped it would move out the way however it stood still, causing him to swerve. Will mocked him before Jay reversed his car in the hopes of scaring it away. However, the squirrel was too fast and dodged out of the way, causing Neil to mock him. Enraged, Jay drove his car forward at top speed towards the rodent, hitting and killing it. Jay at first seemed proud of his act, but regretted it after; looking at the animals corpse and saying "his eyes look sad".